Happy Monday (tuesday) everyone!   Wouldn’t you know it - I’m a day late with Monday Morning YouTube and end up posting it on the same day that Lindsay Lohan is arrested for DUI.  Well, if you can tear yourself away from the “breaking news” and the 24-hour coverage from outside Lindsay’s house here are the videos:The Internet Has Crashed

This video reminds me of the blackout of 2003.  I didn’t miss TV, air conditioning, the microwave or even electric light as much as I missed my Internet access:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJCyAHJ27Uw

I Hate Drake

Funny and heartbreaking at the same time.  A man reads from his childhood journal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaQcMr4CJp4

Ghost on the Stairs

Here’s an embarrassing video from Australian TV.  It seems the “experts” there are completely stumped by footage of a spider crawling across a security camera.  This is how you know parapsychology is a load of crap; clearly the multi-legged thing crawling across the lens must be a ghost!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YMtlShAEJ4

I’m Blogging!

Anyone whose life has been taken over by writing blog entries should appreciate this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yD8JyaVvY

Losing patience on the elevator

Maybe grabbing the security guard’s gun was a little extreme but I know how this guy feels.  Although if you really have that much contempt for your fellow man (and believe me, I sympathize) then a loud, nasty, wet fart will clear the elevator for you much quicker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7UHZqZYQKA

Powerizers

I’m surprised these haven’t caught on in North America yet.  I’d love to try them but I don’t want to be the only person.  It would be like the very first rollerblader, where everyone looks at you like you’re an idiot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QAGRGjqQZY

Personal Computer Museum

A trip back to how the home computer came to be, presented by Steve Wozniak.  If you worship personal computing then “The Woz” is your Pope:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul7NkLGtD84

 The Woz – Code Monkeys Interview

“The Woz” today, in an interview about his guest appearance on the new animated series Code Monkeys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej96_WwchDg

Simpsons vs. The White Stripes

A Simpsons moment, submitted by Jessica.  I like The White Stripes but what I really want is the drum kit that says “d’oh” when you hit it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W52MF-TjPOc

Log!

While we’re on the subject of classic cartoons, here’s a great commercial from Ren & Stimpy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q

Filipino prison “Thriller”

There’s something in the water in the Filipino prison system.  I don’t know how else you can explain this.  I certainly can’t imagine 1,500 prisoners in an American jail getting together to reenact Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

The “girl” with the receding hairline is going to give me nightmares for a long time to come!

Enjoy!